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CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.
 
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'HI, BILLY MAYS HERE'

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. THATS RIGHT. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T, SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.
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CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.
 
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AWESOME AUGER. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRT THAT YOU WANT TO PLANT TREES AND SHIT IN? THEN BUY THIS GODDAMN AWESOME AUGER. THIS SHIT COULD DIG A HOLE TO FUCKING CHINA. JUST STICK THE MOTHER FUCKER IN THE GROUND AND IT FUCKING DIGS A HOLE. THATS RIGHT. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY AN AWESOME AUGER AND ILL THROW IN THE DRILL, AND A BAG OF DICKS AND DOUBLE YOUR SHIPPING AND HANDLING. YOULL ENJOY THIS PRODUCT SO MUCH YOULL USE IT TO TRIM YOUR CAT, TRIM YOUR BEARD, DIG HOLES FOR YOUR DEAD RELATIVES, BURRY THE HOOKER YOU KILLED LAST WEEK, PISS OF YOUR NEIGHBORS, OR JUST FLAT OUT KILL YOURSELF. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T, SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO USE IT TO BURRY ALL THE DEAD NIGGERS IN MY FREEZER.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.
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Wow, that is a lot of caps there. Please consider toning down your posts perplexing whimsy. Good luck with your thread and stay safe.
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A+ thread. Will read again.
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CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.
 
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HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FUCKING GOPHER. THATS RIGHT, A GODDAMN GOPHER. FUCK. WHATS IT FOR? EVERYTHING, THATS WHAT. USE IT TO SHIT INTO A BLANKET, TOSS IT OUT YOUR WINDOW, THEN USE IT TO CLEAN UP THE SHIT YOU JUST THREW OUT YOUR WINDOW YOU DICKLIP.

IN A FEW MOMENTS, THERE WILL BE A FUCKING PHONENUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. IF YOU DON'T CALL THAT FUCKING NUMBER, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL RIP THE TESTICALS OFF YOU AND TAPE THEM ONTO YOUR TAINT TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. FUCK. BUY MY SHIT NOW AND I'LL THROW IN 5 FUCKING CUBIC TONS OF ORANGE-GLO. THATS RIGHT. FUCKING GLO OF THE ORANGE. ITS SO ORANGE THAT IT WILL PEEL YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, THEN REGROW ON YOUR LIMP DICK.


CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.
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aww, closed...I was actually laughing at those
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aww, closed...I was actually laughing at those

they seemed to annoy me but here if ya like lemme just reopen it
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they seemed to annoy me but here if ya like lemme just reopen it

Yay!!! More Billy Mays plz.
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