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OlderBoy
 
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I :heart: bacon!

if there's one thing i absolutely LOVE to eat, it's cured pork.

so for lunch today i made myself a little BLT


first i got all the ingredients together.





instead of boring, plain mayonnaise i opted for some wasabi & horseradish aioli.





next, lettuce and tomato. i'm allergic to tomato so i made sure to cut really big slices.





then came the best part.... THE MOTHERFUCKIN' BACON and my baby was complete.





at that point i just had to be in a picture with my masterpiece. (that's my cool gang hand-sign. we be hardcore out here in the woods)





also for verification:





i motherfuckin' bacon. any man in his right mind should.... shit got me hard as a rock

anyone else share my love for tasty pork products?

plz discuss
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you forgot to weave the bacon
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How much did all that bacon cost?
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hahahhaha first real lol of the day
Old 01-13-2009, 04:46 PM Nizofoshizo is offline  
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Mountain of bacon.

Impressive.
Old 01-13-2009, 04:46 PM Slash is offline  
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Awesome

I bacon too.
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How much did all that bacon cost?

that's ~9 LBS of pepper bacon.... came to nearly $200.
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congrats you got thread privs back
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Nice! Now go get your arteries Roto-Rootered.
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you forgot to weave the bacon

OMG, my thoughts exactly, more efficient consumption of bacon is absolutely essential

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eat it
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that's ~9 LBS of pepper bacon.... came to nearly $200.

did you share or did you throw away the amount you didn't eat?
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that's ~9 LBS of pepper bacon.... came to nearly $200.



great thread
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Holy hell.
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i don't envy the smell of your home right about now.
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