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Post your fresh wounds...

I low sided my electric scooter today while mucking about in a Jeremy Clarkson sort of way and boneheadedly didn't anticipate the slipperiness of a section of wet pavement.

Warning, squeamish people should just bugger off and find another thread to read. You have been warned.



That's what I get for hot-dogging in shorts I guess. Now to go hit it with some hydrogen peroxide...
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Fuck!

Why does the hydrogen peroxide have to hurt more than the initial fall?

ooooo, it's all sizzle-ey...
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Fuck!

Why does the hydrogen peroxide have to hurt more than the initial fall?

ooooo, it's all sizzle-ey...

use rubbing alcohol you girl
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You dont get any adrenaline or other fun post crash things for the hydrogen peroxide
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My heart was broken upon seeing a pregnant Kari Byron.

Yeah, they didn't even say anything about it on the show either. I was like: wow, that's an unflattering outfit... OH NOES!!!

Oh well, congrats to her.
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use rubbing alcohol you girl

my 99% ISO is next...

I'm not looking forward to it.
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Yeah, they didn't even say anything about it on the show either. I was like: wow, that's an unflattering outfit... OH NOES!!!

Oh well, congrats to her.

The funny thing is she wasn't pregnant in last weeks episode.
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haha, who is the dad?

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You dont get any adrenaline or other fun post crash things for the hydrogen peroxide

That's probably it. I was having a ball right up until I blew it.

See what you get for getting shit done. I was fixing sprinklers earlier and that's why the ground was wet.
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The funny thing is she wasn't pregnant in last weeks episode.

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