Lucifer is returning soon!

[Lotsoguns]

As time has passed I learned a lot about the extremes of sinful stuff (pornography, I'll gotten gains, lust of the eyes, and rejection of God) and for I time I chose to lie in the this sin that is very present on the Internets and especially 4chan /b/. It sucked. It brought great confusion to my life and as time passed I decided to turn to God for help, by reading a bible. In this action I learned many things, beyond just morals and knowledge of what is to come. The Lord said that in the end of days there would be a number of events signaling the final days of earth and man upon it. Use what your using now, the internet. Research, acknowledge, understand.

This great worldwide turmoil that is brewing among country's has now come front and center, Israel and Iran are about to fucking explode. Swine Flu vaccines are being poised for mandatory use around the world and especially USA. USA is performing a military exercise where they will be installing missile batterys along Israel's boarders and then leaving them there. The war drums BEAT HARD.

The American Dollar continues to plummet as China buys loads of gold! The American dollar has fallen hard (for those of you who import Japanese goods, you know this well.) I know for a fact that June 07 had 118 yen to the dollar (Japan trip, amazing.) The worst it dipped was 89yen to the dollar, today as of this posting it sits at 90.6937 yen to the dollar. 18% conversion bonus to a 10% loss? The national debt was 9 trillion just a few months ago, now it is over 12 TRILLION! They had to raise the legal debt ceiling to keep printing money! The moment China says fuck American Debt the dollar will completely implode. This is a single day event!

All these things match the prophecy within the entire bible old and new testament and especially revelations. Do not trust these different versions of the Bible! King James Bible is the first and original bible in English. If you choose to read a International version, prove it to yourself and compare the two versions, you will see flaw in these so called 'modernized' versions (all made within past 40 years.) Behold! The Lord Jesus Christ is coming fast!

Babylon will fall hard and this directly prompts the coming of the Lord in the sky's with his followers behind him! This will be a out of nowhere event! One day The Lord will split the sky in two and it will roll away like a scroll. Millions of angels will pour into the sky and take all who call on Christ! The bible says all the people on the earth will MOURN when they see him, this is because everyone that isn't saved will see a 100% in your face evidence of his existence, and considering the amount of people all over the world who have rejected Christ and his teachings ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED.

Mourn indeed, because it will be the end of their lives, BUT not mine! And possibly yours if your still reading this. If you accept Christ before its too late and read yourself a king James Bible, you'll understand too where this is all going, and that HISTORY is HIS-STORY, the Lord's story to us of this world and Mans attempt to make it on his own. Man's world will fail because it is based on sin.

Party's over folks, time to Repent and turn away from sinful things, I need not list them because you know right now as you read this, you cycle through the sins you know of. Behold! You can change the way you live for the better! You can rely more on the lord during troubling times as these! You cannot become sin-less for that is impossible in this world, the only way into heaven and new Jerusalem is through Christ our God! Read the New Testament, for the New Testament was God's message for the more modern days of workings, the old Testament had worn old and could not longer be upheld. READ IT! You'll have a great time doing it, the story and writing is amazing!

God said he would preserve his word and he has! As a long time member of Gen[M]ay and long time internet user I see the world wide events on a near real time basis, Other internet users know about this effect, learning about events sometimes mere minutes after they occur, before the TV media can get it out there. Sept 11th? Space shuttle blowing up on re-entry? So within the past 12 months, this shit hit overdrive. Daily on sites like fark and digg you hear of story's of impossible events but yet they happen! The Lord spoke much of all of this!


TLDR;

Craziness in the World
Lord's Comin'
Prepare your soul before he does.
Repent Now!

[matt00926]

[pyramid]

Yeah, that's nice. Have fun with that. Say hi to Jebus for me.

[Golf(e)]

You convinced me. I wasnt a christian before, nor was i under the impression that the world was ending any time soon, but after reading your posts I am going to accept jesus into my heart and prepare for armageddon.








Whats that, I sound like im being sarcastic?

Oh right, I am.

No ones converting because of your shitty thread, fucks the matter with you?

[The Internet]

Originally Posted by Golf(e)

You convinced me. I wasnt a christian before, nor was i under the impression that the world was ending any time soon, but after reading your posts I am going to accept jesus into my heart and prepare for armageddon.








Whats that, I sound like im being sarcastic?

Oh right, I am.

No ones converting because of your shitty thread, fucks the matter with you?

TSRH


You think people are even going to consider this shit just because you made a fucking thread about it?

[MachinegunHead]

ONE TIME OFFER!!!!

Accept Christ into your heart within the next 7 days and receive 10% more forgiveness at the gate of St.Peter than normal Christians.

Would you wait until after winter to buy a rain-jacket? No. So why wait around until after Armageddon to accept our lord and Savior JESUS into your heart.

How much does this amazing package cost do you ask?

You can get it for the low low cost of your dignity and your open-mind.

ORDER NOW at 1-800-BETHLEHEM

Note: Jesus may not actually exist. Wasted life is non-refundable and void after death.

[trumpcard]

FACT

Christianity and Hebraism ushered in the era of mammonism we live in today. This isn't a return of Christ the Lord, this is a result of him. In no other culture has man worshipped The Almighty [Dollar] as long and as hard as in Christian cultures from the West.

So shut the fuck up Jesusfag and finally get whats coming to you.

[TheMorlock]

Originally Posted by trumpcard

FACT

Christianity and Hebraism ushered in the era of mammonism we live in today. This isn't a return of Christ the Lord, this is a result of him. In no other culture has man worshipped The Almighty [Dollar] as long and as hard as in Christian cultures from the West.

So shut the fuck up Jesusfag and finally get whats coming to you.

Alas Babylon

[Jack Fickleson]

Money/material goods/sex/power > belief in fictional characters

[llljlalslolnlll]

if god is omniscient how can i have free will?

[sir tex]

Cool dude. glhf with that.

[sir tex]

Hey, if god can create the heaviest rock ever, can he move it?

[smizack]

This thread sucks.

[smizack]

Originally Posted by Jack Fickleson

Money/material goods/sex/power > belief in fictional characters

shut up boxxy

[Why_Ask_Why]

could god make a beer so big that he himself could not even finish it?