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I stuck my finger in my girlfriends butthole and she kicked me out

This is no . I was hangin out with my gf and after she cooked me a great meal we went back to her room and I started showing her my moves. I fucked her in three positions (missionary, cowgirl and doggy). When I was ready to cum I pulled out (she's on BC) and came all over her back, ass, hair, bed sheet and pillows.

Always, after that we started watchin a movie for about 30 mins and then I started to feel horny again. I started rubbin her ass and eased my way down to her butthole but she kept moving my fingers away. She knows I wanna fuck her in the ass real bad but she won’t fucking let me!!! So I tell her ok fine I won’t do anything to your butthole just lemme fuck you.

So I start to apply Vaseline to my cock and rub it all over my finger too. I begin to fuck her but as I'm fucking her I put my index finger all the way up in her butthole and she screams. She tells me to "get the fuck off" and she says I'm done. After a few more mins of her ing she just tells me to get my shit and leave. The bitch wouldn't even let me finish.

I've been dating her for almost two years now, what a skank bitch.

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On the way home I got pulled over by a cop and got a ticket.

My night sucked butthole.
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What a bitch. I drunk fucked this older chick one time and I'm pretty sure she stuck her finger up my ass as she was sucking my cock-- didn't even phase me. Shit I'm not even sure if it really happened or not.
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Im starting to lose trust
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I would but she'd break up with me and then I'd lose all chances of stickin anything up her butthole.

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What a bitch. I drunk fucked this older chick one time and I'm pretty sure she stuck her finger up my ass as she was sucking my cock-- didn't even phase me. Shit I'm not even sure if it really happened or not.


I would honestly love it if my gf stuck a finger up butthole and massaged my prostate while I was fuckin her. I've heard wonderful things about how you can achieve orgasm just by stimulating the gland and that it can be one of the most intense orgasms of your life.

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every thread you make begins, "This is no "

Im starting to lose trust

If I'm not mistaken this is the first thread that I've started with "this is no ".

I could be wrong though.
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I would honestly love it if my gf stuck a finger up butthole and massaged my prostate while I was fuckin her. I've heard wonderful things about how you can achieve orgasm just by stimulating the gland and that it can be one of the most intense orgasms of your life.

you've heard correctly.

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I would but she'd break up with me and then I'd lose all chances of stickin anything up her butthole.

Sounds like she broke up with you already in the OP, so post
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This thread is wortless without pics.

Edit: Before you left, you should have given her a dirty sanchez and shouted "Saved by the bell!"

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This thread is wortless without pics.

Edit: Before you left, you should have given her a dirty sanchez and shouted "Saved by the bell!"

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Only an anal rookie as he is would forget about the Sanchez..

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Well fellas I'm tryin my best to keep you guys entertained. He's a convo that I just had wit her.

her: fell asleep. dont warm the food in those containers.
me: u still mad about ur butthole?
her: yah
me: sorry for puttin my finger in it
me: i'll put a finger in my own butthole if it'll make u feel better
her: its the principle
me: the butthole principle?
her: um no. you respecting what i tell u i dont want and u to follow that
me: u kicked me out of ur house
her: yah AND god gave u a ticket. its a punishment
me: fuck you
me: i hope you get a big ticket
me: a HUGE One
her: good. cuz i have a car. straighten ur act out
me: no
me: any kind
me: i hope its like $500
her: okay wierdo. obviously u dnt learn any lesson
me: fuck you
me: u kicked me out of ur house and now ur gloating about me gettin a ticket
me: fuck u
her: okay. watever then screw u
her: ur obviously not apologetic and cussing me out ontop of it so go fuk urself
her: u seriously jus made it 100x worse for urself. pissed me off. u stupid fuk
me: lol
me: wtf
me: u said that god punished me by giving me a ticket... so u were gloating
me: that made me mad
her: it is what it is no 1 was swearing till u did so go fukkk urself
me: i didn't get a ticket because of what i did
me: and ur gloating
me: do u know how many tickets i've gotten because of u
me: they are always someway directly realted to u
me: parking tickets and now tint tickets
her: um sure u jus always need need some1 to blame 4 urself
her: its all yr fault i love how u try 2 blame these things on me
me: u should pay em
her: no
her: if u dont wanna go sbowboardibg u wanna go to the aquarium?
me: why would i wanna hang out with someone who kicks me out of their house
me: that was really messed up
her: um u better get over it real fast cuz ur lucky im considering 2 4give u
her: so anyway yah.
me: u really did kick me out tho
me: i hope u feel bad about it
me: this is something im gonna remember
me: and its a good way to gauge how u'll be if i married u
her: i honestly dont
her: yah wat u did im remember 2 not listening 2 something like THAT
her: i cud say the same
me no u can't.. i'd never kick u out ever, no matter what
her: ugh shut up seriously
her: i had 2 do my hmwk anyway and u gave me a reason that was disrespectful so i had u leave. and u agreed to
me: no i didn't agree
me: u dont agree to being kicked out
me: idiot
her: so technically..kicking out wuda been more severe. yah u said fine ima jus leavebthen...i was like k gud
me: no U SAID GET OUT
me: and u shut the door in my FACe
her: then i opebed it. n anyway it doesnt matter cuz u were wrong
her: so jus accept it
her: get over it asap cuz that hurt and it hurt all night and i felt nautious it wasnt funny or a 'joke' to me
me: ima do it again
her: i will seriously yank on ur balls cuz that was wrong of u and i was upset
me: ima stick my whole arm in there next time
her: ur GROSS


she stopped replyin after that
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her: i will seriously yank on ur balls cuz that was wrong of u and i was upset

That's hot.
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