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God damn I fucking hate New Jersey. It's like EVERYONE is Captain Jerk, but with a retarded accent and more hair.

Holy fuck that shit was funny

The old guy had to have been like "Listen here sonny boy, you don't talk to my wife like that *hit*" To be honest other than continuing to talk to them I thought the young dude was perfectly in line. I would have loved to see the old dude have more happen to him than just a fall down the stairs.

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I SERIOUSLY want to know how bad that hurt. Think of when you have been hit in the head with a basketball - that can fucking hurt... a fucking giant slingshot reversing a huge ass rock at your head and it exploding right on your face just seems like it could break your nose or something.

If it didn't break apart it would have caved in her face.

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I SERIOUSLY want to know how bad that hurt. Think of when you have been hit in the head with a basketball - that can fucking hurt... a fucking giant slingshot reversing a huge ass rock at your head and it exploding right on your face just seems like it could break your nose or something.

Pyramid: I don't exactly either, but my guess is lazer eyes?

it was a watermelon not a rock
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it was a watermelon not a rock

Yeah but I mean - I would think a watermelon would be much harder and heavier than a basketball filled with air.

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Yeah but I mean - I would think a watermelon would be much harder and heavier than a basketball filled with air.

Heavier yes, harder no. Most of the energy was dissipated when it exploded, otherwise she wouldn't have much of a face left.

I'm sure it hurt, but it's pretty much like getting hit with a really big egg.
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Heavier yes, harder no. Most of the energy was dissipated when it exploded, otherwise she wouldn't have much of a face left.

I'm sure it hurt, but it's pretty much like getting hit with a really big egg.

Yeah, I expected to see her face all crushed in and whatnot. She looks A-OK except for a "numb" face.
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Heavier yes, harder no. Most of the energy was dissipated when it exploded, otherwise she wouldn't have much of a face left.

I'm sure it hurt, but it's pretty much like getting hit with a really big egg.

Uhh, she sounded pretty concussed.

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I always wondered where that clip of a dude dancing while destroying the WTC came from.
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