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Originally Posted by ZainGray

Or I'm just having terrible lesbian fail.

any lesbian act is a good act
we'll help you

[teh_rapist]

Originally Posted by ZainGray

Or I'm just having terrible lesbian fail.

well come to me, and you'll have the worst 30 seconds of your life.

[pyramid]

Originally Posted by BlisterDick

yeah, the russian soldier... i remember that. i managed to make it all the way through that one, but i don't plan on watching it again

there's a different longer one where like 7 young soldiers get their throats slit.

I don't recommend it.

[tegandje]

Originally Posted by ZainGray

Or I'm just having terrible lesbian fail.

It's ok.
There is still a girl out there that wants to shake you at a magnitude 9.0 and flood you with her waves.

[Forever Domon]

Originally Posted by BlisterDick

watching a man chop off his dick with a butcher knife just hits too close to home i guess

ive seen that one. One of the few things on the interent i never ever want to see again, and will never forget.

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no posts for 16 minutes!

[SemperFly]

yay chinese food

[Forever Domon]

Originally Posted by asa

no posts for 16 minutes!

im thinking about table saws and cooking.

[asa]

what'd you get? we had friends over sunday and made pork fried rice and got some egg drop soup and such from a nearby chinese place

[asa]

able table saws?

[SemperFly]

combination lo mein, egg drop soup, egg rolls and they threw in some free crab rangoons

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i'm bored, but don't want to read
need something else that's acceptable to do

[asa]

i'm not a fan of crab rangoon, i think it's the cream cheese or whatever they use for the base of the stuffing

[asa]

i could use some of that chicken stuff... orange flavored sauce and chicken with chili peppers? general tso's chicken?

[ZainGray]

Originally Posted by asa

someone on here linked to a website with an "erotic" story about a guy hiring someone to "break into his house" come and tie him up, and surgically remove his testes (basically a B&E fantasy with nut removal, he prepped for this by getting those bands you use to castrate animals and putting them around his nuts)
he then eventually starts wanting to have sex again (gay sex), so he gets hormone treatments to let him get an erection
he then sends pictures and videos of himself having sex to the guy that he hired to remove his nuts

the guy watches the vids while he makes his own version of rocky mountain oysters





there were pictures included of pretty much all aspects of the story

edit: i sorta want to find the website again, see what other weird ass shit there is on it

wtf I come back from watching another episode of a mushy show and was feeling so tranquil and daydreamer'ish, and I come back to this as a first post. Genmay always ruins everything

But seriously tho... if someone finds that site then lemme know.