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my skinny friend got jumped in the locker room while he was changing. he was in the middle of pulling his shirt over his head when he got punched in the stomach which doubled him over and then the guy kneed him in the face a couple times... all with his own shirt still pulled over his head. This all happened in a couple seconds...

and then the dude who sucker punched my friend realized that I had been standing there the whole time, I had seen everything he had done, and I looked like this --> for real. I was so mad I was bright red.

He promptly stopped.

I didn't eviscerate him right there so the dude thought I was a pussy and wasn't going to fight back. We finished changing and then went out to PE where he decided he was going to show off his "kick boxing skills" (lol) by practicing his shin kicks to my shins. That lasted for a couple rounds of "cut it out, fuck off..." and then I proceeded to kick his ass in front of everybody without actually kicking his ass.

He came in for one another one of his shin kicks and I kicked him square in his diaphragm with my soccer cleat and then did a spinning back hand to his face which would have knocked that fucker out cold... but I stopped, with my fist about an inch from his face and basically said "are we done here?" and walked away.

He did not bother me or any of my friends again. That's pretty much my one good bully story. I was 6'/185lbs of muscle in HS so I was not someone who got picked on a lot.
yes, we have seen wholesome high school pyramid. I would not mess with such an individual.
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anyone know what the worlds record on longest road head?

taking a girl to nyc so like 9 hours in the car might do it

the only way you would get head from a girl for 9 hours straight is if you hold her at gunpoint.

and even that might not work in your case.
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you are SUCH a badass OMG

like I said, it's my one good story.
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yes, we have seen wholesome high school pyramid. I would not mess with such an individual.



"wholesome"


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the only way you would get head from a girl for 9 hours straight is if you hold her at gunpoint.

and even that might not work in your case.

im actually going with my "first"

and ummm over the last few years.....well i mean she might as well be a hooker
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"wholesome"



like whole grain wheat
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im actually going with my "first"

and ummm over the last few years.....well i mean she might as well be a hooker

oh, well in that case just bring some coke.
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"wholesome"


your high school picture looks decidedly all american
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oh, well in that case just bring some coke.

she loves the stuff
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she loves the stuff

Sounds like a keeper.

Diet or regular?
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yea shes like 23

been with over 30 guys and prolly 20 girls

and starting from Thursday til Tuesday im having marathon sex so i need to get all my vitamins and figure out how to get viagra
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yea shes like 23

been with over 30 guys and prolly 20 girls

and starting from Thursday til Tuesday im having marathon sex so i need to get all my vitamins and figure out how to get viagra

have fun with the rainbow of STDs
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Sounds like a keeper.

Diet or regular?

CV
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