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not that i'm some adonis but i still appreciate a 90lb flat chested asian girl who looks 13
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fml why can't i just live in the forest and not talk to anyone for 30 years like that guy in maine
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why she in your shower?
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should i learn c++?
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she works 7 days a week and doesnt like where she lives and currently using a gym for showers so i said hey you can come over here use the shower, relax, take a nap or whatever
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and yeah C++ is good to learn, i wish I knew it, I only know some C, which is lacking the two plus signs as well as object orientation.
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lot of jobs out there if you're familiar with C++, Java Server Pages, ASP.NET, SAP ERP, Oracle Database administrator, 9 years of expereince with Go and Node.js as well as lion tamer and snake charmer.
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looking for someone to drive a 2016 ford explorer, must have 3-5 years of experience with this exact model
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thats what tech jobs postings are like
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entry level; bachelor required (masters preferred) ; 1-2 years of experience with java and .net, your main role will be writing html though.
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she works 7 days a week and doesnt like where she lives and currently using a gym for showers so i said hey you can come over here use the shower, relax, take a nap or whatever

she's homeless

homeless people with cars get cheap gym memberships for the shower/facilities... just ask topcat
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looking for someone to drive a 2016 ford explorer, must have 3-5 years of experience with this exact model

that's tech job postings in a nutshell
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entry level; bachelor required (masters preferred) ; 1-2 years of experience with java and .net, your main role will be writing html though.

these people have no idea what they ACTUALLY need
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she's homeless

homeless people with cars get cheap gym memberships for the shower/facilities... just ask topcat

i mean that could be true but she does have at least one job cus i picked her up after work the other day. she had an official nametag and everything , very difficult to counterfeit just to trick a nice guy into letting you live with him.

oh who am i kidding i'm being conned.
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at least she made it to 28 without having any kids

every message / reply i get on okcupid is usually from someone with 2 or more kids. i don't want to get involved in that u know?
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