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i mean that could be true but she does have at least one job cus i picked her up after work the other day. she had an official nametag and everything , very difficult to counterfeit just to trick a nice guy into letting you live with him.

oh who am i kidding i'm being conned.

Don't beat yourself up. I'd let a woman con me rn just to feel a woman's skin against my own
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i often wonder if i'm attractive like, i think i must look decent because chubby girls flirt with me i'm probably just too fat for hot chicks. but you know what they say... (cue song)

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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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listen to how happy that song is

there's no way it's wrong
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women are whores by instinct
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like when a male lion takes over a pride he kills all the beta males and the cubs and all the females go into heat
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i karate kicked a jellyfish at the beach one time
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did it explode into a gelationus mess
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like kicking a jello cake your grandma made for thanksgiving she spent hours making different colored cups of jello and combining them into a beautiful translucent cake
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there was a flying bug kind of like a mosquito on the urinal at work the other day.

i flicked it with my finger and it started to freak out, spasming wildly, because its wing was broken.

i wondered to myself, why did i do that, why would i harm this small creature. clearly he is experiencing something like pain.

i waited and he calmed down a bit and started crawling around. i decided to let him live. i hope that his wing heals and he can fly again but if not maybe he can survive on urine and poo since he lives in a bathroom.
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it's said that jesus never harmed even a fly while he walked on earth
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i don't think that's written in the bible though. not sure
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is there a guide somewhere
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