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Merry turkey daaaye...

You sad sacks of shiite.

Pigging out and football, doesn't get any better than that, but...

FUCK YOU IN THE GOATASS ROGER FUCKHEAD GOODELL. IF THE IGGLES MAKE IT TO THE SUPERBOWL AND SOMEHOW MANAGE TO WIN THE FUCKING THING AND FINALLY PUT SOMETHING IN THEIR EMPTY TROPHY CASE, THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON TO THANK FOR THAT. Roger motherfuckin Goodell, Superbowl MVP.

/fin
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Case Keenum has been pretty impressive this seaso- I, uhh, mean, hello turkey, hello stuffing, hello gravy, me so hoeny
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happy thanksgiving guyz
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went out to eat with some family

it was ok

family style thanksgiving dinner at some golf course

they didn't give us enough food for 6 people IMO
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Case Keenum has been pretty impressive this seaso- I, uhh, mean, hello turkey, hello stuffing, hello gravy, me so hoeny
If I told you I know Case personally would you be impressed?

He played football at the same high school as one of my younger cousins, and came back for a game while I was in attendance (and university of Houston was on a bye week) and sat with us the whole game because he knew my cousins parents...cool guy, but that was just before he started breaking all sorts of college passing records and shit so I didn't know I was in the presence of greatness..
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As an Australian, I will never understand the american fascination with turkey. The birds are way too big and the meat is super bland.

You people are weird.
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As an Australian, I will never understand the american fascination with turkey. The birds are way too big and the meat is super bland.

You people are weird.

1. Cook turkey upside down
2. Add herbs, spices, and butter
3. Baste
4. Sneak in NFL Football and booze
5. Baste
6. Position bottles of red wine in strategic places for the womenz
7. Baste
8. Cheese and cracker plates
9. Baste
10. Introduce gravy, stuffing, cranberry sauz and mashed potatoes
11. Profit?


edit: let me address the elephant-sized turkey in the room - thanksgiving turkeys are NOT wild turkeys and are more closely "related" to fat-filled geese, if you catch my drift (i.e. you won't find turkeys in the wild as juicy and succulent as you find in the frozen food section at Raley's)
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Dem fat mofuckers are raised to be eated..

And it's only bland if the cook doesn't know what the fuck they're doing...it's all about the smoking and/or flavor injections (yes with a damn needle) and then the gravy
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Aww..somebody jelly they didn't get a big thanksgiving feast because they live in a communist country?

We used to be bros, bro..
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yeah, he jelly
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