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seriously, subway

don't ask people if they want any vegetables other than the cabbage in the sauerkraut on a reuben. because then it's not a reuben./
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went to a subway a few months back just for a meatball marinara. that's all i could think about all day at work - getting my mitts on a meatball marinara

walk into the subway

girl at counter: what can i get for you?

Clapping and rubbing my hands together like I'm about to get the greatest meal ever in the history of food, I say, triumphantly, "I'll take the meatball marinara!!"

girl at counter: we're out of meatballs

me: doh

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subway is gross u guys r gross
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subway is gross u guys r gross

you spelled "op's mom" wrong
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subway is gross u guys r gross

i worked at one when i was a teenager and it's not really gross, the ingredients are decently fresh and local and it's a fairly sanitary operation all around. at least the one i was at was.
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don't ask people if they want any vegetables other than the cabbage in the sauerkraut on a reuben. because then it's not a reuben./


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i worked at one when i was a teenager and it's not really gross, the ingredients are decently fresh and local and it's a fairly sanitary operation all around. at least the one i was at was.

i did, too. my entire existence smelled like mayonnaise, vinegar, and onion.
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i worked at one when i was a teenager and it's not really gross, the ingredients are decently fresh and local and it's a fairly sanitary operation all around. at least the one i was at was.

Yeah but what about the mystery meat they use?
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Yeah but what about the mystery meat they use?

that's only the cold cut and it's basically bologna
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Subway stole millions from hard working Amerifats* for selling 9.5-inch "footlong" subs.

*and Finnfats, Britfats, Mexicants, Afridumbs, DoubleChineez, and United Obese Emirites seeing as it's the largest restaurant chain in the world (they didn't dare try that deceptive shit in Best Korea or Mother Russia)
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I've never been there but after seeing that lazy ass 19-facts-about-jimmy-johns poster... well i don't know

do they have French dip?
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I've never been there but after seeing that lazy ass 19-facts-about-jimmy-johns poster... well i don't know

do they have French dip?

dont think so

i always got the #8 no tom no onion
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dont think so

i always got the #8 no tom no onion

What's the #8?

I fkn love onions tho
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